CNS photo/L’Osservatore Romano, handout
Today, on August 6, 2022, at 12:57:23 PM UTC on the block 4059748, a significant event occurred - the Opening of the Doors of The Holy CyberChurch.
To commemorate this auspicious occasion, a generous promotion has been announced:
- The first 12 delegates will receive a personal Pontifical blessing and forgiveness of all sins.
- The first 70 delegates will be recognized as sacred pillars of The Church, with an opportunity to win an amulet that possibly safeguards against the loss of private keys.
- All promotion participants will be mentioned by the Pope during the subsequent daily prayer.
- The promotion will conclude upon reaching 666 fans.
Responsibility for key storage, technical support, and other critical tasks has been entrusted to Nobody.
